Gin and Tonic the cats & the humans - Introduction
Part 1 Gin and Tonic - morning routine To do list: Wake up the human at 6:30 am to give us that delicious out of this world wet exquisite dish. Human is still not awake at 7:00 am so we have to start destroying things around for that delicious out of this world wet exquisite dish. This is getting outrageous, it's 7:30 am and the human is still asleep so we have to attack vital organs and bite them because WE NEED that delicious out of this world wet exquisite dish. We fell asleep on the human's legs and chest while waiting for her to wake up ...dreaming of that delicious out of this world wet exquisite dish. 8:00 oh my dear cat Lord the human is awake, race to the kitchen NOW! *Where the catnip has the human gone? There is literally no time for washing that face. If we do not get that delicious out of this world wet exquisite dish we are not gonna make it through the day. Screaming, yelling, crying, climbing the human, begging for the del...
